by Fruit Maven | Sep 22, 2009 | Fig
If you are the kind of person who eats things like spirulina, brewer’s yeast or liver, because you like it and not because you have to for some reason, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Greenish brown skin, squatty, pale pink inside AROMA...
by Fruit Maven | Sep 17, 2009 | Pluot
If you tend to go for the quiet girl in the corner with a few too many freckles and slightly outdated clothes, but with captivating eyes and a strong sense of self, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Not necessarily pretty on the outside but unusual...
by Fruit Maven | Sep 10, 2009 | Grape
If you are petite, perky and jump out of life size cardboard cakes on new year’s eve, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Tiny, cutesy little baby red grapes, all bunched up, perfect for display AROMA Rating: None TEXTURE Rating: Mostly peel and juice,...
by Fruit Maven | Sep 4, 2009 | Plum
If you are a punk rock girl with green hair and striped tights, but deep down you just want to be a cheerleader, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Outside is a pale green, yellow color that makes me think it is not ripe, but the texture and fragrance...
by Fruit Maven | Aug 27, 2009 | Grape
If you prance around your living room in a tiara telling yourself you are special, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Nice big green grape. AROMA Rating: Non-existent. TEXTURE Rating: Slight crunch, juicy. TASTE Rating: Very neutral grape, the...
