by Fruit Maven | Oct 5, 2023 | Fig, Podcast
Feeling like a juicy superhero, our Fruit Maven saves a single fig from its lonely fate and shares a shocking secret. From there she dives into a romance for the ages with fated mates, one night stands, sex dungeons, unexpected pregancies, and the ultimate sacrifice...
by Fruit Maven | Dec 8, 2011 | Fig
If you happen to be the person I accidentally elbowed at the farmer’s market while yelling “OMG! Are those Christmas Figs?” and barreling my way to the table, then this is the fruit for you! So…yeah. I might have run someone down at the market...
by Fruit Maven | Feb 12, 2010 | Apple, Banana, Cherimoya, Citrus, Fig, Mangosteen, Maven, Papaya, Passion Fruit, Pear, Plum, Pomegranate, Tangerine
There is something sexy, enticing and adventurous about fruit. In some ways trying a new fruit is like falling in love. It requires abandon and risk. You have to search for it and once found, you have to be patient and careful so you don’t bruise or damage the...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 17, 2009 | Fig
If you like your steak cooked to medium, your favorite ice cream is vanilla, and you always wear jeans and a plain t-shirt, then this the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Dark brown, blending to green, nice bright red center pulp. AROMA Rating: Mild and grassy....
by Fruit Maven | Nov 3, 2009 | Fig
If you are a bourgeois metro kind of guy who uses words like “incroyable”, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Yellow and green variegated stripes – like a pear shaped kindergarten zebra OR if you turn it upside down, a totally cool hot air...
by Fruit Maven | Sep 22, 2009 | Fig
If you are the kind of person who eats things like spirulina, brewer’s yeast or liver, because you like it and not because you have to for some reason, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Greenish brown skin, squatty, pale pink inside AROMA...
