by Fruit Maven | Aug 20, 2009 | Pluot
If you like to watch Willy Wonka on repeat while simultaneously playing Candyland, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Small, brownish green and yellow skin, flesh is dark yellow with hints of a nice brown AROMA Rating: Barely any aroma – neither...
by Fruit Maven | Aug 19, 2009 | Grape
If you like your ladies curvy, sexy, and oozing confidence, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Lovely mixed bunch of purple and green, enticing deep purple color AROMA Rating: Very very slightly sweet TEXTURE Rating: Gelatinous and juicy, with edible...
by Fruit Maven | Aug 18, 2009 | Pluot
If you look fabulous from far away but have absolutely no personality whatsoever, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Notably shiny and smooth, dark brilliant purple, no bloom, inside is a watery yellow AROMA Rating: Mild grassy smell TEXTURE Rating:...
by Fruit Maven | Aug 17, 2009 | Nectarine
If you wear delightful perfume that captures the attention of everyone you meet, but actually are a grumpy old woman with yellow teeth, then this is the fruit for you! Are Supersweet Nectarines Actually Sweet? A Brutally Honest Nectarine Review APPEARANCE...
