by Fruit Maven | Nov 4, 2009 | Apple
If you have a mug that says “the Dude abides” and you say “Goodnight, sweet prince” when you leave your buddies wearing matching shirts for league night, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: HUGE red and green striped apple. Have...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 4, 2009 | Guava
If you like to marinate your gum in a glass of pureed wheatgrass before you chew it, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Blueish green oblong fruit with a pebbly surface AROMA Rating: Lovely, strong, sweet scent with a unique spearmint note TEXTURE...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 3, 2009 | Fig
If you are a bourgeois metro kind of guy who uses words like “incroyable”, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Yellow and green variegated stripes – like a pear shaped kindergarten zebra OR if you turn it upside down, a totally cool hot air...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 2, 2009 | Apple
If you dream about going to the state fair so you can have your head wrapped in pink and blue feathery light strings of cotton candy (and I do), then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Light green skin with tiny brown freckles, bright white flesh. AROMA...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 1, 2009 | Apple
If you like to eat things that sound delicious, that have “delicious” in the name, that even look delicious, but are not at all delicious, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Pale greenish yellow skin with bright white flesh – perfect apple shape...
