by Fruit Maven | Nov 10, 2009 | Citrus, Lime
If you’ve been looking to impress your boss (aka The Golf Pro) with a dual purpose golf ball/cocktail base, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Cute little orange skinned fruit slightly bigger than the diameter of a quarter with bright orange...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 9, 2009 | Apple
If your wife has ever yelled at you for compulsively humming the A-Team theme song, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Deep red with green and gold stripes, white flesh AROMA Rating: Light sweetness TEXTURE Rating: Crunchy, crispy and juicy TASTE...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 8, 2009 | Melon
If you’ve been looking for a way to legitimately use the word “horny” in a conversation, then this Kiwano Melon is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: This reminds me of a punk rock tiger fish! It is a spiky orange fruit with animal-like yellow...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 7, 2009 | Avocado
If you like to quote, “Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?”, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: This is a huge sphere shaped black avocado – bigger than a softball, nice pale green to yellow flesh AROMA Rating: None TEXTURE...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 5, 2009 | Melon
If you were considering buying her flowers but wanted to be more memorable by sending a couple of melons to her work (and what girl wouldn’t want that), then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Gorgeous, bright yellow and rusty orange tiger striped skin with...
