by Fruit Maven | Feb 2, 2010 | Citrus, cocktail, Lime, mandarin, recipe, Tangerine
If you tend to use phrases like “liquid lunch” or “sandwich in a glass” to justify your binge drinking, then this is the post for you! You might think that here at Chez Fruit Maven (oh yes – I will lamely use the word “chez”...
by Fruit Maven | Jan 31, 2010 | Pear
If there are at least three different bottles of hand sanitizer within 20 feet of you at all times, then this Bartlett Pear is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Nice yellow and red skin, gets lots of bruises though so be gentle. AROMA Rating: Full and fragrant,...
by Fruit Maven | Jan 28, 2010 | Citrus, mandarin, Tangerine
If you pile on the ridiculous, over-the-top, excessive, extraneous, magniloquent use of adjectives when you are excited about something, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Standard tangerine looks – orange skin, orange flesh, no seeds. AROMA...
by Fruit Maven | Jan 25, 2010 | Banana
If your new year’s resolution was to increase your ability to wait and wait and wait and wait and… wait, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Totally cute, small, yellow banana with pale, off-white flesh. AROMA Rating: Strong, flowery, banana...
by Fruit Maven | Jan 22, 2010 | Citrus, mandarin, orange
If you are the kind of person always trying to get your latte foam to look like a heart or a monkey or whatever, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Squatty orange fruit with loose, slightly bumpy skin, bright orange flesh and no seeds. AROMA Rating:...
