by Fruit Maven | Oct 25, 2009 | Asian Pear
If you like jumbotrons, monster trucks and supersizing your meal deal, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: This pear is humongous. It would take three grown men to eat it in a sitting. Just ridiculous for a pear. Yellowish green skin and brown speckling...
by Fruit Maven | Oct 24, 2009 | Grape
If you wear makeup that is applied with a putty knife and I can see the orange line between your face and your neck, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Deep purple skin on a rather large grape. Surely this size is overcompensating for something....
by Fruit Maven | Oct 23, 2009 | Pear
If you fight over getting to be Miss Scarlet on mystery dinner night (and I don’t mean mystery meat night – I can’t imagine why you are here if you are the kind of person that has a mystery meat night) then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Bright red skin...
by Fruit Maven | Oct 22, 2009 | Jujube
If you are kind of quirky, your hippy parents gave you a name like Pegasus and you regularly drink vegetable smoothies, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Brown and green speckled pellet with pale green flesh AROMA Rating: Fresh grass, very subtle...
by Fruit Maven | Oct 21, 2009 | Guava
If you go to the cheese section and politely sample the cheddar while swooning over the stinky Taleggio and Epoisses, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Waxy looking sunny, yellow globe with tangerine orange flesh AROMA Rating: Sweet and tangy with a...
