by Fruit Maven | Sep 17, 2009 | Pluot
If you tend to go for the quiet girl in the corner with a few too many freckles and slightly outdated clothes, but with captivating eyes and a strong sense of self, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Not necessarily pretty on the outside but unusual...
by Fruit Maven | Sep 4, 2009 | Plum
If you are a punk rock girl with green hair and striped tights, but deep down you just want to be a cheerleader, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Outside is a pale green, yellow color that makes me think it is not ripe, but the texture and fragrance...
by Fruit Maven | Aug 20, 2009 | Pluot
If you like to watch Willy Wonka on repeat while simultaneously playing Candyland, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Small, brownish green and yellow skin, flesh is dark yellow with hints of a nice brown AROMA Rating: Barely any aroma – neither...
by Fruit Maven | Aug 18, 2009 | Pluot
If you look fabulous from far away but have absolutely no personality whatsoever, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Notably shiny and smooth, dark brilliant purple, no bloom, inside is a watery yellow AROMA Rating: Mild grassy smell TEXTURE Rating:...
by Fruit Maven | Aug 17, 2009 | Nectarine
If you wear delightful perfume that captures the attention of everyone you meet, but actually are a grumpy old woman with yellow teeth, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Very pretty rich red, orange, and yellow coloring, smooth skin, medium yellow...
