by Fruit Maven | Jan 25, 2010 | Banana
If your new year’s resolution was to increase your ability to wait and wait and wait and wait and… wait, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Totally cute, small, yellow banana with pale, off-white flesh. AROMA Rating: Strong, flowery, banana...
by Fruit Maven | Jan 12, 2010 | Passion Fruit
If you always wanted to pick your nose and eat the boogers (we will just pretend you don’t do this every day in private), then this Frederick Passion Fruit is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Extremely wrinkled, purplish, greenish, reddish oval fruit about...
by Fruit Maven | Jan 2, 2010 | Citrus, Lemon
If enjoy stuff like giving a baby a lemon and watching them make crazy faces, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Looks like every common (Eureka) lemon you have ever seen in your life. AROMA Rating: Crazy strong and acidic, perfumy lemon scent. TEXTURE...
by Fruit Maven | Dec 1, 2009 | Pineapple
If you’ve been looking for that special broach to spice up your annual Christmas sweater (the one with the embroidered rudolph and the battery powered nose), then Baby Pineapple this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Cutest little pineapple I have ever...
by Fruit Maven | Nov 8, 2009 | Melon
If you’ve been looking for a way to legitimately use the word “horny” in a conversation, then this Kiwano Melon is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: This reminds me of a punk rock tiger fish! It is a spiky orange fruit with animal-like yellow...
