If you happen to be the person I accidentally elbowed at the farmer’s market while yelling “OMG! Are those Christmas Figs?” and barreling my way to the table, then this is the fruit for you!
If you happen to be the person I accidentally elbowed at the farmer’s market while yelling “OMG! Are those Christmas Figs?” and barreling my way to the table, then this is the fruit for you!
If you find yourself humming songs in the grocery store that go a little something like, “Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got love in my tummy and I feel like alovin’ you,” then this is the fruit for you!
(If you do not know this song, please just stop and go over to youtube and listen [...]
You would think that people would give me fruit to try all the time since I’m the Fruit Maven and all, but alas you would be wrong. Actually I am rarely on the receiving end of exciting fruit, which is ok I suppose since my close friends aren’t exactly as obsessed with finding the [...]
Apparently if you have gout, then this is the fruit for you!
If you tend toward the macabre, then this is the fruit for you!
If you’ve been looking for a replacement for your 80’s style koosh ball, then this is the fruit for you!
If you own a t-shirt that says “Queen Bee” and people bring you gifts in hope of gaining your approval, then this is the fruit for you!
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People! Fruit doesn’t get much cooler than this. The bottom of the hard, leathery skin has a flower. The number of petals on the flower will match [...]
Tags:"queen of fruits"·Mangosteen·purple·summer·valentine·winter
If your new year’s resolution was to increase your ability to wait and wait and wait and wait and… wait, then this is the fruit for you!
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Totally cute, small, yellow banana with pale, off-white flesh.
AROMA
Strong, flowery, banana fragrance with a little bit of something bright, maybe pineapple.
TEXTURE
Soft with a [...]
If enjoy stuff like giving a baby a lemon and watching them make crazy faces, then this is the fruit for you!
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Looks like every common (Eureka) lemon you have ever seen in your life.
AROMA
Crazy strong and acidic, perfumy lemon scent.
TEXTURE
Tight, firm and juicy flesh.
TASTE
Nicely acidic, not overwhelmingly [...]
If you’ve been looking for that special broach to spice up your annual Christmas sweater (the one with the embroidered rudolph and the battery powered nose), then Baby Pineapple this is the fruit for you!
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Cutest little pineapple I have ever seen. The base is just slightly bigger than a lemon and fits perfectly [...]
Tags:baby·fall·Pineapple·queen victoria·south african·spring·summer·winter