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Purple Mangosteen
February 11th, 2010 · 4 Comments · Mangosteen
If you own a t-shirt that says “Queen Bee” and people bring you gifts in hope of gaining your approval, [...]
Tags:"queen of fruits"·Mangosteen·purple·summer·valentine·winter
Manzano Banana
January 25th, 2010 · No Comments · Banana
If your new year’s resolution was to increase your ability to wait and wait and wait and wait and… wait, [...]
Sorrento Lemon
January 2nd, 2010 · No Comments · Citrus, Lemon
If enjoy stuff like giving a baby a lemon and watching them make crazy faces, then this is the fruit [...]
Queen Victoria (Baby) Pineapple
December 1st, 2009 · 1 Comment · Pineapple
If you’ve been looking for that special broach to spice up your annual Christmas sweater (the one with the embroidered [...]
Tags:baby·fall·Pineapple·queen victoria·south african·spring·summer·winter
Brown Turkey Fig
November 17th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Fig
If you like your steak cooked to medium, your favorite ice cream is vanilla, and you always wear jeans and [...]
Tags:brown turkey·fall·Fig·summer
Kiwano/Horned Melon
November 8th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Melon
If you’ve been looking for a way to legitimately use the word “horny” in a conversation, then this is the [...]
Panache Fig
November 3rd, 2009 · No Comments · Fig
If you are a bourgeois metro kind of guy who uses words like “incroyable”, then this is the fruit for [...]
Elephant Heart Plum
October 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Plum
If you are the kind of person who peels grapes and tells kids they are eyeballs right before you eat [...]
Tags:elephant heart·fall·halloween·heart·Plum·stone fruit·summer
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