Entries Tagged as 'stone fruit'

September Yummy Plum

December 5th, 2011 · 1 Comment · Plum

If you find yourself humming songs in the grocery store that go a little something like, “Yummy, yummy, yummy, I’ve got love in my tummy and I feel like alovin’ you,” then this is the fruit for you!
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Elephant Heart Plum

October 27th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Plum

If you are the kind of person who peels grapes and tells kids they are eyeballs right before you eat them, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Kind of ugly mottled brown on the outside, gorgeous heart shape with gory looking blood red flesh and juice

AROMA
Very faint grassy fragrance

TEXTURE
Perfectly [...]

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O’Henry Peach

September 29th, 2009 · 1 Comment · Peach

If you like to eat stuff that is good for you and pretend it is a candy bar, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Muted reds and oranges, with bright sunny yellow flesh

AROMA
Bright and fresh, only slightly sweet

TEXTURE
Fuzzy peel, smooth juicy flesh

TASTE
Sweet lovely flavor, not particularly complicated [...]

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Dapple Dandy Pluot

September 17th, 2009 · No Comments · Pluot

If you tend to go for the quiet girl in the corner with a few too many freckles and slightly outdated clothes, but with captivating eyes and a strong sense of self, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Not necessarily pretty on the outside but unusual enough to draw my attention – dark [...]

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Emerald Beaut Plum

September 4th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Plum

If you are a punk rock girl with green hair and striped tights, but deep down you just want to be a cheerleader, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Outside is a pale green, yellow color that makes me think it is not ripe, but the texture and fragrance says it is, inside [...]

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Flavor Grenade Pluot

August 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Pluot

If you like to watch Willy Wonka on repeat while simultaneously playing Candyland, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Small, brownish green and yellow skin, flesh is dark yellow with hints of a nice brown

AROMA
Barely any aroma – neither good nor bad

TEXTURE
Juicy, slightly crunchy, might even call it “al [...]

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King Kong Pluot

August 18th, 2009 · No Comments · Pluot

If you look fabulous from far away but have absolutely no personality whatsoever, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Notably shiny and smooth, dark brilliant purple, no bloom, inside is a watery yellow

AROMA
Mild grassy smell

TEXTURE
Juicy and tender

TASTE
Mild and sweet, flavor is not very noticeable, grassy notes and [...]

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Nectarine Supersweet

August 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Nectarine

If you wear delightful perfume that captures the attention of everyone you meet, but actually are a grumpy old woman with yellow teeth, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Very pretty rich red, orange, and yellow coloring, smooth skin, medium yellow flesh

AROMA
Perfection – just smells completely delightful, perfumy, sweet, makes me [...]

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