Entries Tagged as 'Guava'

White Indian Guava

April 20th, 2012 · 2 Comments · Guava

Does anything rhyme with guava? The topic of fruit seriously lends itself to rhyming and yet there are so many that have no rhyming words. You can grapple with apple but orange is just borange. See? I can’t communicate strongly enough how much this annoys me. How am I supposed to be cute and clever [...]

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Strawberry Guava

December 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Guava

If your dream job is at the Acme Corporation, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Petite dark red berry about the size of a super bouncy ball or a large marble but with the shape of bomb that Wile E. Coyote would use; white flesh and big seeds AROMA Rating: Sweet like [...]

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Vietnamese Guava

December 8th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Guava

If you quote “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!” every time you see a department store Santa, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Bumpy green flesh, pear shaped, softball size fruit, with white flesh and little BB gun, pellet-like seeds AROMA Rating: Fresh and herbal TEXTURE Rating: Soft [...]

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Feijoa (Pineapple Guava)

November 4th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Guava

If you like to marinate your gum in a glass of pureed wheatgrass before you chew it, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Blueish green oblong fruit with a pebbly surface AROMA Rating: Lovely, strong, sweet scent with a unique spearmint note TEXTURE Rating: Medium juice, crystallized texture, soft flesh TASTE Rating: [...]

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Brazilian Guava

October 21st, 2009 · No Comments · Guava

If you go to the cheese section and politely sample the cheddar while swooning over the stinky Taleggio and Epoisses, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Waxy looking sunny, yellow globe with tangerine orange flesh AROMA Rating: Sweet and tangy with a strong perfumy smell that seems slightly fermented TEXTURE Rating: Soft [...]

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