White Indian Guava

White Indian Guava

Does anything rhyme with guava? The topic of fruit seriously lends itself to rhyming and yet there are so many that have no rhyming words. You can grapple with apple but orange is just borange. See? I can’t communicate strongly enough how much this annoys me....
Strawberry Guava

Strawberry Guava

If your dream job is at the Acme Corporation, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Petite dark red berry about the size of a super bouncy ball or a large marble but with the shape of bomb that Wile E. Coyote would use; white flesh and big seeds AROMA...
Vietnamese Guava

Vietnamese Guava

If you quote “You’ll shoot your eye out, kid. Merry Christmas! Ho, ho, ho!” every time you see a department store Santa, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Bumpy green flesh, pear shaped, softball size fruit, with white flesh and...
Feijoa (Pineapple Guava)

Feijoa (Pineapple Guava)

If you like to marinate your gum in a glass of pureed wheatgrass before you chew it, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Blueish green oblong fruit with a pebbly surface AROMA Rating: Lovely, strong, sweet scent with a unique spearmint note TEXTURE...
Brazilian Guava

Brazilian Guava

If you go to the cheese section and politely sample the cheddar while swooning over the stinky Taleggio and Epoisses, then this is the fruit for you! APPEARANCE Rating: Waxy looking sunny, yellow globe with tangerine orange flesh AROMA Rating: Sweet and tangy with a...