Entries Tagged as 'Grape'

Caragnan Black Grape

October 28th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Grape

If you have ever considered making your own wine to impress your foodie friends when they pop over with fresh baked sourdough bread and they are babbling on about the starter they got from their great aunt bessie who got it from her sister‘s mother, then this is the fruit for you!

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Deep purple [...]

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Autumn Royal Grape

October 24th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you wear makeup that is applied with a putty knife and I can see the orange line between your face and your neck, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Deep purple skin on a rather large grape. Surely this size is overcompensating for something. It’s practically an inch long.

AROMA
None

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Zante Currant (aka Champagne Grape)

September 10th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you are petite, perky and jump out of life size cardboard cakes on new year’s eve, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Tiny, cutesy little baby red grapes, all bunched up, perfect for display

AROMA
None

TEXTURE
Mostly peel and juice, extremely and wonderfully juicy

TASTE
Pretty sweet, floral, slightly tart

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Princess Grape

August 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you prance around your living room in a tiara telling yourself you are special, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Nice big green grape.

AROMA
Non-existent.

TEXTURE
Slight crunch, juicy.

TASTE
Very neutral grape, the slightest bit sweet and tart, but really it is almost bland.

OVERALL
This grape is fine. Its [...]

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Concord Grape

August 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you like your ladies curvy, sexy, and oozing confidence, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Lovely mixed bunch of purple and green, enticing deep purple color

AROMA
Very very slightly sweet

TEXTURE
Gelatinous and juicy, with edible seed (though I spit them out)

TASTE
Rich and complex, sweet like grape juice

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