Entries from November 14th, 2009

Ben Davis Apple

November 14th, 2009 · No Comments · Apple

If you have one of those unusual diseases where you like to eat paper, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Green and red stripes, pale yellow flesh

AROMA
None

TEXTURE
Firm but not particularly crunchy, medium juice

TASTE
Extremely mellow with the slightest sweet flavor – so mild that it is bordering on [...]

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Yali Pear

November 13th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Asian Pear

If you like the girl with the gorgeous skin and beautiful eyes, but not a lot going on in her head, then this Yali Pear is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Large tear shaped pear with pale yellow skin, a long brown stem and white flesh

AROMA
Sweet with the slightest bit of butterscotch

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Arkansas Black Apple

November 11th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Apple

If you can’t be bothered to read my blog because you spend all your time at this site, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Really dark burgundy red skin with bright white flesh

AROMA
Slightly grassy

TEXTURE
This apple goes just a hair past crunchy and crispy and jumps right in to hard. [...]

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Calamansi Lime

November 10th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Citrus, Lime

If you’ve been looking to impress your boss (aka The Golf Pro) with a dual purpose golf ball/cocktail base, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Cute little orange skinned fruit slightly bigger than the diameter of a quarter with bright orange flesh.

AROMA
Gorgeous and very aromatic, complicated citrus fragrance.

TEXTURE
Peel is [...]

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Mohawk Apple

November 9th, 2009 · No Comments · Apple

If your wife has ever yelled at you for compulsively humming the A-Team theme song, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Deep red with green and gold stripes, white flesh

AROMA
Light sweetness

TEXTURE
Crunchy, crispy and juicy

TASTE
The first note is tart(!) but then it mellows out in to a nice [...]

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Kiwano/Horned Melon

November 8th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Melon

If you’ve been looking for a way to legitimately use the word “horny” in a conversation, then this Kiwano Melon is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
This reminds me of a punk rock tiger fish! It is a spiky orange fruit with animal-like yellow spotting. The flesh is a gorgeous bright green that is in [...]

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Nimlioh Avocado

November 7th, 2009 · 10 Comments · Avocado

If you like to quote, “Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?”, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
This is a huge sphere shaped black avocado – bigger than a softball, nice pale green to yellow flesh

AROMA
None

TEXTURE
The outside is really hard, even when ripe (so you need to [...]

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Armenian Tigger Melon

November 5th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Melon

If you were considering buying her flowers but wanted to be more memorable by sending a couple of melons to her work (and what girl wouldn’t want that), then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Gorgeous, bright yellow and rusty orange tiger striped skin with pale, tan flesh

AROMA
This little baby just fills [...]

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Red Prince Apple

November 4th, 2009 · No Comments · Apple

If you have a mug that says “the Dude abides” and you say “Goodnight, sweet prince” when you leave your buddies wearing matching shirts for league night, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
HUGE red and green striped apple. Have I mentioned how HUGE it is? I could bowl with this thing. It’s the [...]

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Feijoa (Pineapple Guava)

November 4th, 2009 · 3 Comments · Guava

If you like to marinate your gum in a glass of pureed wheatgrass before you chew it, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Blueish green oblong fruit with a pebbly surface

AROMA
Lovely, strong, sweet scent with a unique spearmint note

TEXTURE
Medium juice, crystallized texture, soft flesh

TASTE
Sweet and delicious with [...]

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