If you have one of those unusual diseases where you like to eat paper, then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
Green and red stripes, pale yellow flesh
AROMA
None
TEXTURE
Firm but not particularly crunchy, medium juice
TASTE
Extremely mellow with the slightest sweet flavor – so mild that it is bordering on [...]
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Tags:Apple·ben davis·fall
If you like the girl with the gorgeous skin and beautiful eyes, but not a lot going on in her head, then this Yali Pear is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
Large tear shaped pear with pale yellow skin, a long brown stem and white flesh
AROMA
Sweet with the slightest bit of butterscotch
TEXTURE [...]
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Tags:Asian Pear·fall·Pear·yali
If you can’t be bothered to read my blog because you spend all your time at this site, then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
Really dark burgundy red skin with bright white flesh
AROMA
Slightly grassy
TEXTURE
This apple goes just a hair past crunchy and crispy and jumps right in to hard. [...]
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Tags:Apple·arkansas black·fall·winter
If you’ve been looking to impress your boss (aka The Golf Pro) with a dual purpose golf ball/cocktail base, then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
Cute little orange skinned fruit slightly bigger than the diameter of a quarter with bright orange flesh.
AROMA
Gorgeous and very aromatic, complicated citrus fragrance.
TEXTURE
Peel is [...]
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Tags:calamansi·calamondin·Citrus·fall·kalamansi·Lime·orange·winter
If your wife has ever yelled at you for compulsively humming the A-Team theme song, then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
Deep red with green and gold stripes, white flesh
AROMA
Light sweetness
TEXTURE
Crunchy, crispy and juicy
TASTE
The first note is tart(!) but then it mellows out in to a nice [...]
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Tags:Apple·fall·mohawk
If you’ve been looking for a way to legitimately use the word “horny” in a conversation, then this Kiwano Melon is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
This reminds me of a punk rock tiger fish! It is a spiky orange fruit with animal-like yellow spotting. The flesh is a gorgeous bright green that is in [...]
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Tags:african·fall·horned·kiwano·Melon·spring·summer·winter
If you like to quote, “Did your man deliver, or did he deliver?”, then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
This is a huge sphere shaped black avocado – bigger than a softball, nice pale green to yellow flesh
AROMA
None
TEXTURE
The outside is really hard, even when ripe (so you need to [...]
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Tags:Avocado·fall·guatemalan·nimlioh
If you were considering buying her flowers but wanted to be more memorable by sending a couple of melons to her work (and what girl wouldn’t want that), then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
Gorgeous, bright yellow and rusty orange tiger striped skin with pale, tan flesh
AROMA
This little baby just fills [...]
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Tags:armenian tigger·fall·heirloom·Melon
If you have a mug that says “the Dude abides” and you say “Goodnight, sweet prince” when you leave your buddies wearing matching shirts for league night, then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
HUGE red and green striped apple. Have I mentioned how HUGE it is? I could bowl with this thing. It’s the [...]
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Tags:Apple·fall·red prince
If you like to marinate your gum in a glass of pureed wheatgrass before you chew it, then this is the fruit for you!
APPEARANCE
Blueish green oblong fruit with a pebbly surface
AROMA
Lovely, strong, sweet scent with a unique spearmint note
TEXTURE
Medium juice, crystallized texture, soft flesh
TASTE
Sweet and delicious with [...]
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Tags:fall·feijoa·pineapple guava