Entries from August 27th, 2009

Princess Grape

August 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you prance around your living room in a tiara telling yourself you are special, then this is the fruit [...]

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Flavor Grenade Pluot

August 20th, 2009 · No Comments · Pluot

If you like to watch Willy Wonka on repeat while simultaneously playing Candyland, then this is the fruit for you!

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Concord Grape

August 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you like your ladies curvy, sexy, and oozing confidence, then this is the fruit for you!

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Lovely mixed [...]

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King Kong Pluot

August 18th, 2009 · No Comments · Pluot

If you look fabulous from far away but have absolutely no personality whatsoever, then this is the fruit for you!

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Nectarine Supersweet

August 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Nectarine

If you wear delightful perfume that captures the attention of everyone you meet, but actually are a grumpy old woman [...]

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