Entries from August 27th, 2009

Princess Grape

August 27th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you prance around your living room in a tiara telling yourself you are special, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Nice big green grape.

AROMA
Non-existent.

TEXTURE
Slight crunch, juicy.

TASTE
Very neutral grape, the slightest bit sweet and tart, but really it is almost bland.

OVERALL
This grape is fine. Its [...]

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Flavor Grenade Pluot

August 20th, 2009 · 2 Comments · Pluot

If you like to watch Willy Wonka on repeat while simultaneously playing Candyland, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Small, brownish green and yellow skin, flesh is dark yellow with hints of a nice brown

AROMA
Barely any aroma – neither good nor bad

TEXTURE
Juicy, slightly crunchy, might even call it “al [...]

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Concord Grape

August 19th, 2009 · No Comments · Grape

If you like your ladies curvy, sexy, and oozing confidence, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Lovely mixed bunch of purple and green, enticing deep purple color

AROMA
Very very slightly sweet

TEXTURE
Gelatinous and juicy, with edible seed (though I spit them out)

TASTE
Rich and complex, sweet like grape juice

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King Kong Pluot

August 18th, 2009 · No Comments · Pluot

If you look fabulous from far away but have absolutely no personality whatsoever, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Notably shiny and smooth, dark brilliant purple, no bloom, inside is a watery yellow

AROMA
Mild grassy smell

TEXTURE
Juicy and tender

TASTE
Mild and sweet, flavor is not very noticeable, grassy notes and [...]

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Nectarine Supersweet

August 17th, 2009 · 5 Comments · Nectarine

If you wear delightful perfume that captures the attention of everyone you meet, but actually are a grumpy old woman with yellow teeth, then this is the fruit for you!

APPEARANCE
Very pretty rich red, orange, and yellow coloring, smooth skin, medium yellow flesh

AROMA
Perfection – just smells completely delightful, perfumy, sweet, makes me [...]

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